[Normally, Connor would probably make a mildly fourth-walling comment. He's not that much of an asshole, though, so the idea of doing it to Spongebob now, after everything that happened earlier? Nah.]

Fucking sucks, dude. Retail's like that—everyone wants to make more money, so they cut corners wherever they can and any expense that's not directly necessary? That can go straight in the garbage.