[> tell this old-timey person the truth > ignore the question >make up some ABSOLUTE bullshit]
A hundred years ago, Duke Wilhelm de Piña put pineapple on a pizza and served it at a party. Half of the guests loved it and half of the guests absolutely hated it. They argued about it until one of the people accidentally threw a glove down and started the First Pineapple War.
[if you say everything in a really flat monotone, it becomes incredibly difficult to tell whether you're joking or not.]
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> ignore the question
>make up some ABSOLUTE bullshit]
A hundred years ago, Duke Wilhelm de Piña put pineapple on a pizza and served it at a party. Half of the guests loved it and half of the guests absolutely hated it. They argued about it until one of the people accidentally threw a glove down and started the First Pineapple War.
[if you say everything in a really flat monotone, it becomes incredibly difficult to tell whether you're joking or not.]