[You know what, he's doing his best! And his best is getting the job done, so hey, it's going great.]

Oh, dark colors are all the rage this season. [And he just sorts through some of these. Excellent.] Besides, if they're covered up a little more, they won't look quite so out of place.

[And he throws a dark cape over a mannequin.]

See?

[This is probably legit.]