Nice to meet you! I'm Varian, and please- don't worry, I do stuff like this all the time. On accident, of course.

[He is VERY used to causing accidents. He leans over to look into the pot once they're free from the sprinkler system, nodding once he's confirmed the book to be sufficiently burned.]

Good. Dunno if that was going to really work or not, but it's best we didn't chance it.