[lol rip only fifty years off.......]

I don't really know. There's so many options...and...I don't know. I'm not really a real person, like the rest of you. I'm not supposed to do things. I just bear witness to what other people do.

[Which...the play helps, but no one around here is doing anything terribly exciting. Even if they were, he doesn't know what it is unless he's actually physically there.]