[He laughs a little.]

It's definitely easier than going 'the loud purple one' and 'the one who likes to wave the solid bright thingy'.

['Lamp' is another word lacking from his lexicon.]

It's nice to meet you, Varian. [Though, there have been better circumstances to meet someone under.] I guess they abducted you too, huh.

[It's becoming increasingly apparent that everyone here shouldn't be.]

Where'd you come from? It can't be anywhere near Emperor-land.