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ain't no time for moping when we're working and we're coping

[ Here we are, another meeting! Noon comes fast (sorry to the stake-out folks!) and Riley's got everything...well, there's not much to set up besides food and drink (no Mountain Dew this time) but she has a clipboard and a cheery attitude, nevertheless. Hosting Mode is on. ]

Welcome, everyone~! I know we've all been looking around into...everything. So! I thought it would be important to share anything we've found with the group, so we can all put our heads together, to try and. Solve this whole thing!

[ #NailedIt ]

Let's try and keep this civil and relaxed, okay?

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Well- because I don't even know what one looks like, let alone how to wield it.

[There are approximately 228 trombones running around, Richard. How.]

I'm sure Angus would be happy to teach you.

Why don't you teach me, if you're so keen to see me do battle with one.

[Bluff. Called.]

A King of your great stature should only learn from the best. I am ill-experienced in the art of trombone wielding.

That's 'cause you were treble when you walked in.

[#sorrynotsorry]

... I was what?

[Whoosh.]

[hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hmm~]

Treble! You know, 'cause it's brass and - like the song? All about that bass, bout that bass, no treble.

[He is a) extremely off-key 'cause sometimes you're the drunk girl singing Whitney and b) actually about as coherent as normal right now so. There's that.]

The what?

Sometimes, Meph. Mephi. [Fuck it.] Mephy, you gotta. You gotta hit the high notes. It's the, you know, opposite of a trombone. Stephen's a trombone and you! You're a, a, a triangle.

[This metaphor made more sense in his head.]