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[catliketread]

[It's been nearly a week since everyone was brought here, so you know what that means. It's time to share information and discuss strategy!! Or something. Anyway, the Pirate King has gone around and told everyone (yes, even you!!) about the plans for a lunchtime meeting in the dining hall. You don't have to come if you don't want to and the Pirate King will not drag you there, but if you want lunch and you try to sneak by the room, he might notice you and drag you into it.

Once everyone is gathered (or most people, if some of you aren't showing up), he'll stand up and slam a hand down on the table to get everyone's attention.]

Gentlemen! ...And ladies. We have been in this establishment for nearly a week now! It's time we discuss our situation and what we've learned here. From my own explorations, it seems as though escape is impossible. None of the doors or windows will open no matter how much physical force is used! I would like to hear any ideas you all have about escape, but any information or plans in general would be wonderful!

[Let's get started, shall we?]

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[dechagny]

You're absolutely sure? Quite certain? For better or worse, there are no changes to your person?

[A pause.] And who is Donna?

[allicareabout]

[...Have a dismissive gesture in D-ne's direction. Her. That one.]

Couldn't be more sure of it if I'd received divine revelation from Jesus Himself. Nothing's changed either way.

[dechagny]

No no, her name is D-ne. [Dee-nay, he says.]

Then I suppose you are among a lucky few.